edsheewalkedd:

wiliambecket:

we have four little jars of peanut butter and one big jar so i decided that they would be a little family

but then i found out that being a single mother of four is hard for the mother peanut butter so i found her a nice husband

but then one night a burglar broke into their house and mr nutella tried to fight him but he go stabbed and died :-(

then mother peanut butter called 911 and the burglar got arrested but mr nutella was already dead :-(

the end

mpregbert:

aciijess:

mpregbert:

mpregbert:

mpregbert:

mpregbert:

omfg i just choked on my poop and almost got it all over the competur that was close

POP

STOP REBLOGGING IT

i hate everyone

YOU’RE THE REASON I HAD 93 ASKS ABOUT POOP

gulfwar:

if someone you know is too drunk to drive, demand that he give you his car keys. if he refuses, pull out a gun and demand the car keys again. this also works with people who are not drunk, and whom you do not know

chizuu:

Man, Portal is such a great ga—

See, look how great the story—

A—

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ih0peyourwifidies:

omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg 

jadeharleyismywaifu:

somethinghorrible:

once i accidentally saved a reaction image in my porn folder and then forgot to move it to my reaction image folder and a few days later i was jerking off and then suddenly out of fucking nowhere i see the reaction image and staRTED LAUGHING REALLY HARD BECAUSE IT WAS THIS FUCKING PICTURE

mother of fuck