we have four little jars of peanut butter and one big jar so i decided that they would be a little family
but then i found out that being a single mother of four is hard for the mother peanut butter so i found her a nice husband
but then one night a burglar broke into their house and mr nutella tried to fight him but he go stabbed and died :-(
then mother peanut butter called 911 and the burglar got arrested but mr nutella was already dead :-(
there are 2 kinds of friends on tumblr
I downloaded the moaning Sherlock text alert a few days ago and yesterday I went into the office to work. Since my boss didn’t show up, I was able to text. My phone went off a few times.
Today I came into work, went into the kitchen of the office building and found that note.
I regret nothing.
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht …
um, dois, três, quatro …
Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre
It’s not a very good one.
uno, dos, tres, cuatro…
I’m not sure how this works.
ett två tre fyra
philippines and japan stop omg
Satu Dua Tiga Empat
one AMERICA, two AMERICA, three AMERICA…
i don’t get it either
Man, Portal is such a great ga—
See, look how great the story—
Yͪ̈̅ͥ͆̂̎͏̙̦̗̹͓O͚͍͇̦̤̞̾͐̐̚U̝̯̹̮͍̪ͣ̊̔͊̋̄̆̚ ̊̔̅̍͏̹̞̙̻͕̘̙Ẇ̙͕̻͚͇̂ͫ̾͊͟Ỉ̡̅̑̾̄ͦ́̚͏̤̺̪͚̪̹L̶̦̻͉̥͈̦̓͆ͯ͑̀́͒L̘͖̞̜̙͊̎̎ͣ́̑̌ͥ͘ ̨̦̮͕͔̹̐͛̅ͨͪĄ̺̹̲̙͎̒L̝͋̑͛L̸̦͓̖̓̆ͣ…
omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
once i accidentally saved a reaction image in my porn folder and then forgot to move it to my reaction image folder and a few days later i was jerking off and then suddenly out of fucking nowhere i see the reaction image and staRTED LAUGHING REALLY HARD BECAUSE IT WAS THIS FUCKING PICTURE
mother of fuck