“John was as hard as a week old scone. Sherlock was silent but no longer cuddly. Sherlock’s ass, while warm, was not soft. It was a ruby red beacon protruding like a baboon among bunnies. John squeezed that tomato like he was going to cook homemade curry with it.”
Here at Aperture, we appreciate a good joke. Poor sucker lost a few teeth and suffered a concussion, but it was all in good fun.
Gotta love science!
Saw that one on YouTube a while back, and I think I’ve more or less thought it felt like a stunt some nutjobs at Aperture would pull for an April Fool’s. So funny. Ahahaha.
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD