wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Sherlock

“John was as hard as a week old scone. Sherlock was silent but no longer cuddly. Sherlock’s ass, while warm, was not soft. It was a ruby red beacon protruding like a baboon among bunnies. John squeezed that tomato like he was going to cook homemade curry with it.”

lacigreen:

ice-cold-water:

Good on you, Jim

is this real life

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical Blog!

thecakebar:

 Beer is like ice cream for adults 

tastefullyoffensive:

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deepchrome:

inverted-mind-inc:

cavejohnson-ceo-tier:

Here at Aperture, we appreciate a good joke. Poor sucker lost a few teeth and suffered a concussion, but it was all in good fun.

Gotta love science!

Saw that one on YouTube a while back, and I think I’ve more or less thought it felt like a stunt some nutjobs at Aperture would pull for an April Fool’s. So funny. Ahahaha.

my-mindpalace:

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS

IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE

IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON

IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

elguindilla:

Esto si que son pompas de chicle…

Fuente

tastefullyoffensive:

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