19th July 2012 18:28
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wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Sherlock

“John was as hard as a week old scone. Sherlock was silent but no longer cuddly. Sherlock’s ass, while warm, was not soft. It was a ruby red beacon protruding like a baboon among bunnies. John squeezed that tomato like he was going to cook homemade curry with it.”

1st July 2012 14:34
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lacigreen:

ice-cold-water:

Good on you, Jim

is this real life

25th June 2012 12:21
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22nd June 2012 14:42
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  • Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
  • Me: 10
21st June 2012 20:48
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21st June 2012 9:17
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19th June 2012 3:40
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“I’m going to put on the condom now, Miss Steele.” He mewled low and wryly into my external auditory canal

50 Shades

SAY’EAR’!! JUST SAY ‘EAR’!!! IT WON’T BE TOO BORING, I PROMISE!!!

(via i-found-you-justine-time)

18th June 2012 2:09
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16th June 2012 16:04
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deepchrome:

inverted-mind-inc:

cavejohnson-ceo-tier:

Here at Aperture, we appreciate a good joke. Poor sucker lost a few teeth and suffered a concussion, but it was all in good fun.

Gotta love science!

Saw that one on YouTube a while back, and I think I’ve more or less thought it felt like a stunt some nutjobs at Aperture would pull for an April Fool’s. So funny. Ahahaha.

16th June 2012 10:00
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my-mindpalace:

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS

IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE

IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON

IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

12th June 2012 1:52
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elguindilla:

Esto si que son pompas de chicle…

Fuente

9th June 2012 22:57
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baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

8th June 2012 13:50
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6th June 2012 14:41
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5th June 2012 0:46
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problempacifist:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

I LOVE THIS AND NAPOLEON AND YOU