dangling-thpider:

avatar-addiction:

phlynn:

guys will never understand periods

girls will never understand boners

lets leave it at that 

I’m just gonna go out on a bit of a limb here 

and say that I’d much rather have a boner 

I’d feel more sympathy if their boner lasted 7 days and they had to put padding in their pants cause it kept leaking.

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

colfershands:

the ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was

grizzzlybearcub:

pick up any history book

flip to any page

and no matter where you stop white people were fucking shit up for everyone

problempacifist:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

I LOVE THIS AND NAPOLEON AND YOU

sufferingpariah:

if you’re ever feeling regret, just remember that some people have tattoos of internet memes

hunnidthousand:

I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong.