guys will never understand periods
girls will never understand boners
lets leave it at that
I’m just gonna go out on a bit of a limb here
and say that I’d much rather have a boner
I’d feel more sympathy if their boner lasted 7 days and they had to put padding in their pants cause it kept leaking.
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
Welcome to Portal 2, where a sphere is a type of cube.
welcome to the portal 2 fandom, where a sphere is a type of cube and the science doesn’t matter
that’s right the science is just like that bag of vegetables in your fridge
you’re gonna eye that thing warily as you shove more ice cream into your face
I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong.