One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
i got fired because of you
May 2012
omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian” cRYING
- every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
to infinity and beyonce
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
