July 2012
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221cbakerstreet:
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
im slowly unlearning how to english
June 2012
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friend: hey can i use your computer
me:
friend: why do you look so scared
jakeforjesus:
When you hit delete trying to erase a letter but your computer takes you back a page instead
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tj-b3ll:
it’s all fun and games until a 23 year old genderqueer vegan activist gets to your text post
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silenthill:
promo me and i’ll send you nudes
not my nudes
googled nudes
still nudes
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-kunis:
do you ever stare at your dash, look at the beautiful and amazing people you follow and feel your heart warming and you just sigh because you want to send them all messages telling how much they make your day betterand like literally what is tumblr without them
a special message for a very special someone
maximumbuttitude:
hey
you
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
hotlocalsingle:
i remember one time a cashier was like “youre really pretty” and i couldnt think of what to say and ended up saying happy birthday
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ochinchinstrider:
What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
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me everywhere all the time: what the hell is going on
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“Being a fat person who lives their lives to the full is a radical, radical act...”
– Kath at Fat Heffalump, you can also find her here.
Being a visible, unapologetic fat person takes guts. It really does. People get ANGRY (which is usually just fear in a party dress) and want to hurt you, sometimes under the guise of “concern”, and sometimes just blatantly. Being out there -...
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