June 2012
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studgey:
do you ever reblog something and say to yourself “i know who’s going to reblog this” and then they reblog it
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the sash wringing
the trash thinging
the mash flinging
the flash springing
the crash thinging
the hash slinging slasher
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people who shouldn't cosplay
miryanaruto:
sandmanssandlot:
silencedrowns:
people who are going to ruin other people’s fun by being a dick
People who are twice as big, or twice as small as who they’re cosplaying.
That right there is being a dick.
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Dolphin Punch Redux
animalsbeingdicks:
This reminds me of the very first post I ever made.
Dolphins are horrible - o-
May 2012
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me and the 6 yr old I'm babysitting: *watching a study in pink*
6 yr old: are they best friends?
me: yes
6 yr old: they don't look like best friends.
me: really? what do they look like?
6 yr old: boyfriends.
me: ...really?
6 yr old: yes. they're in love. that old lady thinks so.
me: *internally screaming*
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whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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batpiss:
does anyone else ever suddenly get an overwhelming swell of affection for people they’ve only ever known online?
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boywithbutt:
crystalmath2:
Carly Rae Jepson -...
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A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
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FACT: All queers gain one point for each person...
hiougi-city:
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richwhitelesbian:
teapayne:
One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
i got fired because of you
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gothbaby:
omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian” cRYING
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every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
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lucy-vanpelt:
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