February 2012
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pornhub ads: are you horny?? click here to meet HOT LOCAL SINGLES
me: no pornhub im not horny i just came to your site to check the weather
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the doctor: hi, i've come to recruit you as my new companion
me:
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the doctor: why are you taking your clothes off
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My socially awkward life.
person: hey
me: good thanks
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Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.