October 2012
July 2012
i really hate when people say ‘no homo’
like excuse you
get back here and give me the homo you denied me of
Why I Love My Mother
- Politician at door: (blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
- Shade's mom: Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
- Politician: ...
- Shade's mom: Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
- Politician: ...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.
Hey let me tell u a joke
how on earth was raven from thats so raven a fashion designer
her fashion was absolutely horrible
The fuck did you say?
how on earth was raven from thats so raven a fashion designer
her fashion was absolutely horrible
you wouldn’t believe how much i’ve frickin’ thought about the details of the cars universe
i haven’t stopped since i started in 2006
it’s always in the back of my mind
even if you handwave the whole “cars are just naturally born (?) into real car models that in the real world were designed by somebody and released on a specific date” thing
like
it doesn’t even match up to when the cars would be “born”
Sally is an early 2000s Porsche 911 but she’s like … in her twenties at the time of the movie? so that means that during the 1980s, there were just a bunch of 2000s cars being (born????) so the technology in baby cars is always like 20 years ahead of the technology in the world??
also
also
they use regular gas
fossil fuels
THE FOSSILS OF WHAT
“On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.”
omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no
this may be the vodka talking but Вы горячей
once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
